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Previous Show is from: October 31st, 2006
LAWL's LAWLIDAY 2006!
Originally held: Sunday, December 24th, 2006
Released on DVD: Sunday, January 14th, 2007
For more information on LAWL, visit:
http://www.lawl.freeservers.com
DVD transmitted in english and spanish
El DVD transmitido en inglés y españlawl
LAWLIDAY 2006 LOGO!
http://og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/LAWL/LAWLIDAY06/LAWLiday06.JPG
(scroll down to bottom to see logo too!)
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Willa W. Webb: "And the doctor said that I just wasn't
equipped to handle all those guys at onc.."
Dottie Comms: "WILLA!! LAWLIDAY TIME!"
WWW: "Oh um...HAPPY LAWLIDAYS folks!! Welcome
to 2007 of LAWL entertainment where our first
act of the year will be to commentate a
show that happened at the end of 2006!"
.com: "That kind of forward thinking is the
spark that put LAWL on the map!"
www: "Seriously though, LAWLiday 2006 was
received quite well by the live fans,
or so we heard. We thank you all for
ignoring internet spoiLAWLers about
the show before you can see it here for
yourself!! True LAWL fans don't spoil!"
.com: "I just hope the LAWL fruits don't either!"
www: "Speaking of LAWL fruits...apparently
there was a "dark match" held before
LAWLiday started to get officially
filmed. Unfortunately, since this was
LAWL's first attempt at doing a dark
match, things went terribly awry."
.com: "They...they took it literally, didn't they?"
www: "Yeah...and Orange Julia has a broken
ankle after tripping over Kata Mary
cause she couldn't see where she
was going without the house lights."
.com: "So Kata Mary won?"
www: "No, Los Platanos Microonda won."
.com: "Huh?"
www: "They were the opponents of Kata
Mary and Orange Julia. As I said,
things didn't go smoothly. But
what doesn't kill your orange
only makes it juicier!"
.com: "Glad you didn't use that phrase
for a banana..."
www: "You just would have interrupted me
like you did at the start of the show!"
*Awkward silence*
.com: "Let's just get to the lineup of
the matches that we WILL see,
with full lighting, on this DVD!"
A/S/L Titles: Las Potatodores (c) vs. LAWLunkaLoompas
Marie Reyes vs. Kim Cross
Kat/Angelica vs. LMAO Mask/Lupe
1337 Title vs. LAWL career: Grace (c) vs. Alicia Gordon
OMG Title: Ruby Moreno vs. JO RYDER
www: "Five matches with three titles on
the line. Add to that the fact that
we have some VERY prestigious and
talented wrestlers taking part tonight
from other promotions and this show
really SHOULD be a hum-dinger!"
.com: "Add to that the fact that there
are NO Gooses or vampires on the
show and we have ourselves a rare
exercise in LAWL sanity!"
www: "Don't count your Gooses until
they don't hatch, Dottie. I won't
be satisfied and comfortable that
there are no shenanigans until this
show is over and I'm in bed."
.com: "With the postman or gardener?"
www: "...both. Screw the doctor's orders!"
.com: "That's the LAWL spirit!"
www: "Let's get to our first match of
the night, one that is for the
A/S/L Titles or "Allied/Superior/
League Titles, aka Tag Belts."
.com: "Las Potatodoras has defended those
titles for over a year now, fending
off stiff banana competition."
www: "...wow."
.com: "Orochi-O's told us that if we didn't
raise the "skin" factor that they'd
have Mr. Figaro join our team...and
well...I'll sooner pimp myself out..."
www: "So, as we were saying, Las Potatodoras
have been quite dominant but tonight
they are up against a very HUNGRY team."
.com: "Sometimes these jokes just write
themselves with this roster..."
www: "During LAWL's previous show,
HaLAWLoween, the LAWLunkaloompas
made their in-ring debut, crushing
Los Microonda Platanos into the mat."
.com: "The LAWLunkaloompas, also known as
the "horrible orange creatures" are
members of Grace Reyes' "LMAO" or
"Let's Maul All Outsiders" stable."
www: "As part of Grace's quest to keep
LAWL confined to just LAWL wrestlers,
she also wants to ensure that only
LAWL wrestlers hold LAWL Titles. And
who better then LMAO to do so?"
.com: "Are..are you asking me? Uh..I dunno,
Visper Karr is pretty cool, I guess
she'd be a good candidate..."
www: "It was a rhetorical question but
a good answer nonetheless."
.com: "What do I win?"
www: "The license to continue hyping
this next match."
.com: "And a pony!?"
www: "Aside from Las Potatodoras quest
to keep their titles, there is also
some bad blood..or..bad "butter"
between the potatoes and orange things."
.com: "Though we previously mentioned that
the LAWLunkaloompas made their in-ring
debut at HaLAWLoween, they made their
official LAWL appearance debut during
the LAWL Summer SpectacuLAWLer. They
did so by attacking Las Potatodoras
who were sitting in the crowd watching
the #1 contender A/S/L match. So
Las Potatodoras has not forgotten
that and are looking to avenge that
beating along with keeping their titles."
www: "I think it's just about time to get
to this match and see what happens!"
.com: "May the most disturbing team prevail!"
Match #1: LAWL A/S/L Tag Team Championships:
LAWLunkaLoompas vs. Las Potatodoras (c)
http://og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/LAWL/LAWLIDAY06/LAWLIDAY06asl.zip
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www: "What a development!"
.com: "We have NEW LAWL A/S/L Tag Champions!"
www: "The LAWLunkaloompas won it when uh,
ONE of them hit the "Candyloompa Clash"
at 25 minutes. They managed to fight
off a comeback by the Champions but
tonight the LAWLunkaloompas were just
too um, ORANGE to lose! Good ring
positioning helped as well!"
.com: "And 2007 starts off with one new
Title change, we'll see if we get
two more later ton..wait, what's this!?'
www: "Apparently the LAWLunkaloompas aren't
content with JUST winning the match.
*We see Patata Frita going over to help up Patata Dulce.
But one of the LAWLunkaloompas comes up from behind Frita
and delivers a SHARP kick between the legs. Frita goes down!*
.com: "She kicked it right in the spuds!
It's GOTTA hurt getting your
taters mashed like that..."
(thanks to Dragonkin for that line, LAWL)
www: "And it looks like we have some sore
winners...and new champions, the
horrible orange LAWLunkaloompas.
I wonder if this result will actually
put a smile on the face of Grace
Reyes for once! Only time will tell!"
.com: "I don't think ANYTHING can make Grace smile."
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www: "And I'm getting word that there is
a potential conflict about to arise
in the backstage chunnels of LAWL*
*We go backstage to find LMAO Mask, Lucky Lupe,
and 1337 Champion Grace Reyes walking the halls
with a smile on their face. (so much for the
"no smile assertion" eh, Dottie!) Suddenly, their smiles
turn upside down into FROWNS as they see none other
then tonight's challender to the OMG Title and
Joshi wrestling ICON, Jo Ann Ryder. She is walking
down the hall confidently, flanked by none other
then the dominating two time PW-W Grandmaster
Champion and wrestling machine, Eddie Swan.*
Lupe: "Oh shit Grace, looks like we got some
bizness over there! Hey yous...bow
down in the presence of LMAO!"
*Grace Reyes - backed up by her LMAO stablemates -
have confronted, and started talking crap to, Jo Ryder
- LMAO Mask steps up to try and intimidate Jo, but
Eddie has taken a step into its path, staring it down.*
Jo Ryder: "Let me try and smooth things over for you, Grace
- may I call you Grace? I didn't just walk into
a room with a LAWL DVD playing and decide to face
Ruby Moreno because I liked the way the tights
clung to her body. I've seen what you've done here,
what every woman here has done - you... you're good.
Spend a little bit of that energy you use flapping
your mouth to improve in the ring, and you'll be
one of the best in the world sooner than you think."
Grace: "What?"
Jo: "And... if you ever find yourself in need of
representation, keep me in mind."
*Jo produces a business card and places it in Grace's hand...*
*Grace and the rest of LMAO are speechless as Grace stares
at the business card. All she can muster up is silent protest
which turns into a bit of a grin. Jo and Eddie walk away as
Lupe looks at Grace's grin. Grace quickly scowls.*
Grace: "Who does she think she is!? I'm ALREADY the best
in the world and I don't need her to tell me that!
I certainly don't need her "help" either!! Listen
up LAWL, the only ones that are gonna need help
tonight are all that stand in the way of LMAO!
Let's go and get ready for our matches!"
*LMAO continues walking backstage to their locker room*
.com: "Wow, that was certainly a very big compliment
that Jo Ryder paid to Grace. Looks like Grace
even took it to heart until Lupe "snapped"
her out of it. But you get complimented by
someone of Jo's status, and you tend to be
affected by it, even if you are opposed to
her presence here in LAWL."
www: "Well, I don't think Jo's compliment was the
ONLY thing that calmed Grace down and avoided
a confrontation. I think that big hunk of
a man, Eddie Swan, intimidated LMAO, even
LMAO Mask. That Eddie could throw down ANYONE,
ANYWHERE, even lil old me on a bed!"
.com: "I see...um...yeah. Well, going from one Reyes
to another now as it is time for the very
anticipated match between Marie Reyes and
OG-Joshi rising star, Kim Cross."
wwW: "Tonight was to be Marie's rematch against
Ruby Moreno after having lost the OMG Title
to her last year. But that plan was derailed
when Jo Ryder made her shocking appearance
at HaLAWLoween and then proceeded to make an
even MORE shocking Title challenge to Ruby.
Marie, being more then just a LAWL wrestler
but also an owner, made the choice to step
aside from a title match tonight and gave
Jo Ryder the spot. Marie knew that Ruby vs.
Jo would be the biggest match in LAWL history
and she wanted to make it happen for the fans."
.com: "But Marie did not want to be without a high
caliber match of her own for this show so
she worked out a deal with OG-Joshi to get
Kim Cross as an opponent. Kim has been on
an amazing winning streak in 2006 and has
turned into one of the most popular wrestlers
in OG-Joshi, despite her often used chicanery."
www: "Marie also picked her to prove a point to
Grace and LMAO. Marie believes that LAWL
wrestlers get better when they face wrestlers
from other promotions that have different
styles. We saw Marie face Jenny McLanahan
in a great match last year and Marie certainly
seemed to learn from it. Marie is hoping to
have yet another learning experience here
tonight as she faces a woman who has a very
different style then anyone in LAWL has."
.com: "Kim Cross is an expert in submissions and
mixed martial arts. She also possesses some
devastating suplexes. Those parts of her
arsenal are unmatched in LAWL. The only
thing that Marie does have in common with
Kim is striking offence. Marie is Tae Kwon
Do trained, along with her best friend Alicia
Gordon, and can bring the stand up striking
when she is in trouble. Kim will also have
to deal with Marie's excellent lucha aerial
skills and speed. Both women will have to
take some time to adjust to their opponent's
style but they are each very intelligent and
ring saavy. This should be a classic and can
very well steal the show."
www: "Speaking of Marie's Tae Kwon Do skills, I
think her sabonim is actually in the audience
tonight. He is here to watch both her and
Alicia, as they are both his students. He
always loves watching them and supporting them
especially after the last year when Alicia
needed his help to overcome Juli Krieger."
.com: "He must be very proud to see two of his
star students achieving so much success
in pro wrestling as they have in Tae Kwon Do."
www: "He's kinda cute too...a lot younger then
I'd expect from a master, but wow..."
.com: "Don't ask to untie his black belt please."
www: "I was actually gonna use a "heavy bag" joke..."
.com: "I guess that would have worked too."
www: "But we must refocus as its time for a very
important match for LAWL and both women.
Kim Cross is walking down the aisle and
looks quite amused at the LAWLitorium fans.
She appears to be getting a good reaction
from them and is blowing them kisses!"
.com: "And now Marie is coming down to a huge
standing ovation. She gets in the ring,
and asks for a handshake. Kim smirks but
accepts the handshake and curtseys a bit."
www: "And we are ready for the match!"
Match #2: Marie Reyes vs. Kim Cross
http://og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/LAWL/LAWLIDAY06/LAWLIDAY06MarieKim.zip
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www: "What an EXCELAWLENT match!"
.com: "One of the best matches LAWL has ever seen!"
www: "Kim Cross and Marie Reyes fought for over
20 minutes and took each other to the limit!"
.com: "We saw each women give their best and have
to absorb each other's best. I can not
believe that Kim was able to endure and
fight out of Marie's sleeper at the end.
That has won Marie so many matches and is
considered one of her most effective moves!"
www: "And then, right after Kim fought out, she
was able to catch a stunned Marie, who
could have SWORN that sleeper would have
worked, with Kim's finisher: The Half hatch
suplex for the very impressive victory."
.com: "Kim Cross continues her strong rise through
the ranks of Joshi wrestling as a win over
former OMG Champion Marie Reye is a huge
feather in her cap! I'm not sure if she's
into feather caps though, gotta ask her."
www: "And though Marie lost the match, she helped
continue to prove how LAWL benefits by
bringing in outside talent. The crowd were
on their feet in this match cheering on
both women during and after the match and
its safe to say they enjoyed it. And Marie
got to learn from facing a style she had
never faced before. She can only get better."
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.com: "Both women certainly deserve accoLAWLades
for that match and uh oh...I think they
are going to receive SOMETHING..."
*We see Lupe, LMAO Mask, and Grace Reyes running down
to ringside and sliding into the ring. They leave Marie
alone but corner the tired Kim Cross. Grace has a smile
on her face as she and LMAO advance on Kim.*
www: "We don't need to ask WHY this is happening,
this is just part of LMAO's credo!"
.com: "Marie is too tired to stop them too."
www: "uh oh...but HE isn't..."
.com: "What the hell...what is HE doing here!?"
*Camera pans to show none other then Orochi-O's own
Mr. Figaro jumping out of the crowd with a concerned
and angry look on his face. He rolls into the ring at
the side of Kim Cross and begins wildly swinging his
elbows around. LMAO wisely back up as Figaro has started
to roar like a lion to protect Kim...who has a somewhat
embarrassed look on her face at Figaro's behavior.
Finally, Figaro grabs Kim by the waist and walks out
of the ring with her. When they are both on the ground, he
SLINGS Kim onto his shoulder and runs backstage with her!*
www: "Let that be a lesson to you girls,
chivalry ISN't dead...but neither is
the caveman gene, apparently."
.com: "Well, Figaro DID save Kim from an
imminent attack at the hands of
LMAO, so I'm sure she'll be somewhat
thankful. Meanwhile, LMAO looks quite
angry and is approaching Marie."
*Grace picks up a microphone from near the ring and
helps Marie up. Grace looks upset but has her hand on
Marie's shoulder. Lupe and LMAO Mask stand nearby.*
Grace: "Marie...this really has to stop. You're
my sister and it hurts me to watch you
continue to lose. But you're also a
fellow LAWL wrestler and it KILLS me
to watch you continue to lose to OUTSIDERS!"
Marie: "The fans...*breathes* Ask the fans
how they felt about that match!"
*The majority of the fans in the arena begin cheering
loudly. They chant "Mar-ie, Mar-ie"*
Marie: "LAWL is about the fans, Grace. YOU've
said it time and time again. If I can
bring in other wrestlers and give the
fans matches like that..."
Grace: "If you continue to LOSE to outsiders
in front of LAWL fans, then LAWL is
devalued. That little British tart
just stole a victory over you and
all you can think about is the KIND
of match you had? Shit! THAT was
the kind of match YOU had. YOU lost!
You lost...AGAIN! Just like you did
to McLanahan. Just like you did in
your last two tag matches."
Marie: "I gave my best in my matches and for
the fans and they all know it. You,
what do YOU do? You attack those
that come in to help LAWL and
entertain our fans.."
Grace: "HELP LAWL? The only ones HELPING
LAWL are LMAO! Just like I just
came out here to HELP you after
the match ended. Who knows what
that Kim would have done to you!
But not only did LMAO protect you,
but we came to defend your HONOR!
Something that you seem to be
giving away on a street corner
everytime you wrestle an outsider!"
Marie: "I show and defend my honor based
on how I carry myself and how I
respect my opponents. That is clearly
something that YOU can't underst-
Distant Voice: "Oh would BOTH of you just SHUT UP
already! No one wants to hear the
"Amazing, bickering Reyes sisters!"
www: "Who the hell..."
.com: "OH NO! NOT HER!"
*Camera pans to the entrance where we see see none
other then OG-Joshi World Champion, HOLLY Walker! She is
flanked by OG-Joshi undercard sensation, Sandy Morton!*
www: "Who the HELL let her in and gave
her a microphone!! How did she get
in here again and what business
does she have right now!?"
Grace: "Oh fuck! What are YOU sluts doing
here, I thought LAWL banned you!
Marie, didn't you ban her!?"
Marie: "I did. You have no business here, Holly."
Grace: "How the hell did you get in here!?"
Holly: "When Mr. Figaro ran backstage with his
"main squeeze", he let us into the arena.
But that is BESIDES the point as I may
go where ever I want. You ask my business?
I have business EVERYWHERE. I am welcomed
EVERYWHERE. I am the OG-Joshi World Champion
and the Ace of Joshi wrestling. And for two
little girls bickering about how much they
want to "serve" their audience, its quite
ironic that I am the one that saved them
from the boredom of your sibling rivalry.
I might come from a dysfunctional family
but at least my brother and I get along!"
Grace: "You've got about two seconds to leave before
LMAO stomps a hole in you bigger then the
one Jo Ryder caused with a broomstick."
*Crowd oohs as Holly's face contorts in a fake, pained
smile. She twists her neck around as if to keep her cool
and then gestures to the back behind the curtain.*
Holly: "I think you had best worry about your
OWN asses thanks to my friend here."
*Devil Goose emerges from the curtains and stands
next to Holly and Sandy. Goose lets out a terrible,
terrible, horrific howl that silences the audience.*
www: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
.com: "oh no oh no oh no oh no oh NOOOOO!"
Holly: "You said that all Gooses and vampires
were banned for this show. And while
that fruity Furis didn't have the "bat
balls" to come down here and challenge
that, WE did. We go WHERE we want and
when we want. And since this is the
biggest show in LAWL history...obviously
supplanting "MusicaLAWL Chairs 2004: 5
women enter, the whole audience leaves"
for that honor...we decided to make a mark."
Marie: "What do you want, Holly?"
Grace: "Marie! Don't ASK them what they want!
TELL them what they are gonna GET! Pain
and lots of it. They come in here and
insult LAWL and you do NOTHING but try
to negotiate with them!? THIS is the
problem with you, Marie! You might love
LAWL but you don't defend it!"
Holly: "Save your sis soap opera for Christmas dinner.
Now, since Marie is obviously the brains
of your little family over there, I'll try to
reason with her. Right now, Devil Goose
wants a match...and I want to choose
his opponent. If you all remember, I was
in attendance at last year's LAWLIDay."
*Marie laughs as Holly gets angry*
Holly: "I see you DO remember. Well, I said I'd
get even for what you did to me then,
and tonight I will. Last year the LAWL
"Spirit of winter" humiliated me in
the ring, But THIS year I have brought
a power stronger then winter! For I have
brought the very essence of evil and hell!"
Marie: "Sandy Morton?"
Holly: "NO! Goocifer, the DEVIL GOOSE!"
*Devil Goose howls again and beats his chest*
Holly: "So right now, I want that Spirit of Winter
in the ring to face Orochi-O's Devil Goose!"
Lupe: "How about YOU just come in here and get
the HELL beaten out of you, bitchcakes!?"
Holly: "Very original. But I'd rather not have
to "touch" any of you, you all look filthy."
Sandy: "*nods* Yeah, but I've seen filthier."
Holly: "So...what will it be, LAWLosers?"
*Marie turns to the audience*
Marie: "You all want to see the LAWL Spirit of
Winter defend LAWL once again at LAWLiday!?"
*The crowd erupts in cheers in response to Marie's question*
Marie: "Then you all GOT it!! Great spirits of
LAWL, transform the LAWLiday energy
into Mumr...um, Abominable Snow woman!""
Grace: "NO! Are you crazy!? Don't give that
bitch and Goose what they want! Give
them what they DESERVE! The most
severe beating they have ever tasted
so that they STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM LAWL!"
Marie: "LAWL's Spirit of Winter is here to
punish them for being naughty all year.
And after that, Goose will never return!""
Sandy Morton: "Oh no, babe...NO ONE knows just how
naughty I've been all year and no one
can punish it! Unless you want to spank-"
Holly: "Silence! Devil Goose...to the ring! Now!"
*Holly, Sandy, and Devil Goose walk down to the ring.
Marie slides out of the ring but LMAO doesn't budge.
Marie gets back into the ring to try to talk Grace into
following Marie's plan but Grace isn't having it.*
*As Devil Goose approaches the ring, the entire arena
fills with the music of the "LAWL Spirit of Winter",
Abominable Snow Woman. Devil Goose urges her on and
the two begin brawling on the ramp!*
*Holly reaches over the ropes, from inside the ring
to grab and hold Snow Woman on the ramp, and Devil
Goose takes advantage with a big lariat that sends
Snow Woman INTO the ring from the ramp. Grace snarls
and her and LMAO chase Holly and Sandy to the back.
Meanwhile, the match has begun in the ring between
Snow Woman and Devil Goose as goes backstage.*
www: "*Sighs* Oh well, so much for
sanity. Looks like we've got a real
mess on our hands and its gonna get
much worse in the next few minutes."
*Dottie starts crying, she's inconsolable.*
Match #3: Abominable Snow Woman vs. Devil Goose
http://og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/LAWL/LAWLIDAY06/LAWLIDAY06GChallenge.zip
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.com: *Still sobbing*
www: "OH NO! Snow Woman has been...defeated!"
.com: "UGHBLARGHURGH!"
www: "That terrible disgusting evil Goose shoved
Snow Woman into his netherregions for the
"Gooseshoku Driver"...a variant of the
piledriver that Holly taught him!"
.com: "BLURGH!! BLURGH I SAY! BLURGH!"
www: "I don't think the Snow Woman has ever
been defeated! But thanks to the
interference at the beginning by Holly
allowing that painful lariat, Snow Woman
started off at a major disadvantage!"
.com: "DONT RATIONALIZE WHAT WE JUST SAW! FORGET!"
www: "Holly...she just managed to avenge herself
from last year. She has been instrumental
in the first defeat of the LAWL Spirit of
Winter, LAWL's iconic Snow Woman. Add one more
to the list of terrible things Holly has done!"
.com: "All, every one, of the children in the audience
are crying their eyes out. Whether its from
seeing Sandy Morton, seeing that Gooseshoku
Driver...or seeing Snow Woman lose. These
kids will never be the same again. This is
like walking in your parents buying a PS3!
TOTALLY inexplicable and WRONG!"
www: "This is a dark day for LAWL."
*Devil Goose raises his hands and the lights go out
momentarily. When they come back on, Snow Woman has
left and there is no trace of her. Devil Goose laughs*
www: "Wha?"
.com: "NO! Don't even honor that nonsense by
acknowledging it! Nothing happned!"
www: "You didn't just see that?"
.com: "No see nothing! I see colors! Joyous colors!"
www: "Ok, let's just move along..."
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www: "And it appears there is another meeting
of sorts backstage. Let's get to it!"
.com: "JOYOUS, WONDROUS COLORS OF LIFE!"
*We go backstage to see Mr. Figaro talking to Kim
Cross. Figaro is doing his best to sneak in as much
physical contact as possible, going for hugs and
trying to raise her hand in the air in victory
while looking through the side of her shirt.*
Figaro: "Ya did it, Kim!! Congratulations!!"
Kim: "Yes...quite..."
Figaro: "You are probably wondering..."
Kim: "What YOU are doing here tonight?"
*Kim impatiently stamps her foot, waiting for an answer*
Figaro: "I knew LMAO would try to attack you
so I rushed to LA to be your Knight
in shining armor!! Your noble steed!"
Kim: "Hmmph! Most horses do not GRAB their rider's
derrieres during a rescue trip..."
Figaro: "I..uh...had to do that...for balance!"
*Kim lets a smirk leak out due to Figaro's comment*
Figaro: "I knew you'd be happy to see me!"
Kim: "Just don't make a habit out of this..."
*Just then, we see Jo Ryder and Eddie Swan turning
the corner as they are chatting. Figaro looks up from
Kim and his eyes lock on Eddie Swan. Swan sees Figaro
and does the same. The two growl and rush to each other
and begin brawling! Figaro with elbows and Swan with
punches! Kim looks absolutely MORTIFIED at Figaro's
behavior as Jo looks impatient, waiting for Swan to finish.*
Figaro: "SWINE!! EDDIE SWINE!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Kim: "Really now, Figgy...control yourself.
Do not waste your time on him."
*Jo shoots Kim a surprised glance and laughs. Kim turns to Jo.*
Kim: "Don't just stand there like an old lemon,
call off your monkey. Now."
*Jo rolls her eyes*
Kim: "Erm...what was THAT? Do you not know who I am!?
Show the proper awe and respect you would show
to your BETTER, you bloody colonial!!"
*Figaro and Swan suddenly stop fighting from
shock as to how Kim is speaking to Jo Ryder. After
staring a hole into Kim and taking a deep breath,
Jo motions to her watch and she and Eddie turn to
leave the confrontation. As they are going...*
Kim: "I'm sure I didn't dismiss you two! Come back!
Come back and apologize for your..well, everything!"
*Kim begins flailing her arm wildly motioning Jo and Eddie
to come back. Figaro puts his hand on her shoulder.*
Figaro: "You ok, Kim?"
Kim: "Just who does she think she is!?"
Figaro: "That's Jo Ryder."
Kim: "Really?! For someone so old, she could stand
to learn a thing or two about proper manners!"
*Kim storms off as Figaro runs to follow her...
then lets her ahead so he can ogle her butt.*
www: "Looks like Kim Cross has been even more
emboldened by her victory tonight. But
it seems as if she is not entirely familiar
with all that Jo Ryder has done. I know they
are both in OG-Joshi, but I get the feeling
Kim is someone who doesn't pay a whole lot
of attention to anyone besides her direct
opponents and, of course, her SELF."
.com: "Well Kim better start paying attention to
Mr. Figaro or else she's gonna get quite
a pinching if he keeps walking in back of her."
www: "If Mr. Figaro wants to retain the use of
his fingers, I suggest he doesn't try that."
.com: "Especially considering what he'd love to
use his fingers for...oh, eeww, why the
hell did I just say that!? I blame Goose!"
www: "I blame the shadowy guy that just came into
our broadcast booth and fed you that line!"
.com: "Him too!"
www: "Well, let's get on with things. As our next
match should be quite important. It pits
Lucky Lupe and the debuting LMAO Mask of
LMAO up against Kat Black and Angelica
Hyde. Though Kat and Angelica have been
referred to as "outsiders" by LMAO, they
certainly have had a large presence at
LAWL for the last few shows. And they
both have been part of some excellent
matches at the previous show, HaLAWLoween."
.com: "Angelica made her LAWL return in an excellent
victory against Kata Mary that was a nominee
for LAWL match of the year. Meanwhile, Kat
teamed with Alicia Gordon to defeat Lupe
and Grace Reyes. So both Kat and Angelica
are on a roll, so to speak...sorry Kata Mary."
www: "Lupe has been on a bit of a losing streak
but remains steadfast in her devotion to
LMAO and its cause. She is also a very
crafty competitor who is very talented
at pinning you when you least expect it.
Her teammate is the debuting LMAO Mask.
We do not know what to expect of her in
the ring. She appears to be very powerful
so I doubt we'll see the traditionaLAWL
Lucha style. Chances are she is just
a thug to provide some power for LMAO."
.com: "And having a ring veteran like Lupe to
guide LMAO Mask in the ring will certainly
help out their team. Power with direction
and strategy will be needed to face the
great speed and agility of both Kat and
Angelica, two of the quickest wrestlers
we've ever seen in LAWL for sure."
www: "And two wrestlers that have teamed together
in the past both in Dragon Isle Joshi and
OG-Joshi. They have very strong chemistry
in the ring and are both on the same page
in stopping LMAO from mauling them!"
.com: "I'd guess most people would not want
LMAO mauling them...but Kat and Angelica
share the philosophy of Marie and Alicia
about the benefits of wrestling in different
territories. So Kat and Angelica aren't
just defending their bodies from LMAO,
they are defending their very viewpoints.
And that makes them AS passionate as LMAO,
just nowhere near as violent."
www: "And that's what Kat and Angelica have to
look out for. While they are quite noble
in their actions in and out of the ring,
LMAO does not limit themselves to such
sportsmanship. A weapon here, a thumb
to the eye there, a wet wiLAWLy..."
.com: "If I see a LAWL wrestler give another
wrestler a "wet willy", I'm leaving.
And don't you dare give me one either!"
www: "I think we better just get to this
match. We were doing just fine until
you brought up the wet wilaw-"
.com: "ME!? You brought it up!! What the heck!"
www: "While my broadcast partner settles down,
let's watch the next match!"
Match #4: Kat Black/Angelica Hyde vs. LMAO
http://og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/LAWL/LAWLIDAY06/LAWLIDAY06KatAngeLMAO.zip
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www: "A very hard fought match by both sides
but Kat Black and Angelica Hyde are
victorious when Angelica hits the
'Halo is OVERRATED Bomb'..."
.com: "That is so NOT the name of that move..."
www: "It should be..."
.com: "Angelica hits the "Halo Bomb" on LMAO
Mask for the win a little after the
twenty minute mark in a match that
saw both sides pull out a lot of offence
and tenacity. LMAO Mask was very impressive
for her first match out here but Kat
and Angelica had better teamwork and
sealed the victory. Still, for LMAO Mask's
first match, it's scary to think how
dominating she can be when she gets some
more experience and comfort in the ring!"
www: "That is indeed true. LMAO Mask is quite
a mystery but a very strong one at that."
.com: "What is a mystery is what is happening NOW."
*LMAO Mask gets up after the Halo Bomb, takes a few seconds
to catch her breath and then exits the ring. Lupe looks surprised
and begins shouting at her to get back in and attack Kat and
Angelica. Kat and Angelica shrug their shoulders at Lupe and
just leave as Lupe runs after LMAO Mask.*
www: "Interesting that LMAO Mask has just left
the ring here and isn't attempting some
kind of revenge for losing the match."
.com: "For someone not afraid to use a baseball
bat, its surprising that LMAO Mask is
just leaving instead of further attacking
Kat and Angelica. Mask still looks like
she has a good amount of energy too."
www: "Perhaps we are just acting INSANE for
trying to inject some form of logic
or strategy for a monster like LMAO Mask."
.com: "Perhaps we just want to get paid more
money for trying to be insightfulAWL."
www: "Or just full of something else..."
.com: "You saying I'm full of sh*t or are you
just thinking about that pizza man..."
www: "A little from column a..."
.com: "Ok, ok, enough! Let's get to what may
or may not be next...who knows around here!?"
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www: "This has been a night of some weird happenings
but also some damn good wrestling. LAWL seems
to be getting better matches each show and
more per show as well. And while I try not
to take side between LMAO and uh...anti-LMAO,
it seems as if the use of outsiders is helping
LAWL shows achieve their higher quality."
.com: "To play DeviLAWL's advocate..."
www: "Devil Goose?"
.com: "PLEASE WILLA! IT WAS SCARRING ENOUGH WHEN
WE SAW IT! DON'T BRING IT UP AGAIN!"
www: "Sorry...you were saying?"
.com: "Forget it...I'm nauseas now..."
www: "Well, perfect timing as we are going
backstage yet again!"
.com: "We'll see how you feel about perfect
timing as I puke on your shirt!"
www: "Dry cleaning bill perfectly delivered to you!"
*We go backstage to see Grace talking with Lupe and LMAO
Mask. In the background, LAWLunkaloompas are celebrating
with the A/S/L Titles and are spilling vinegar on each
other. Apparently thats more celebratory then Gatorade to
them. Meanwhile, Lupe looks somewhat forelorn but Grace
looks surprisingly calm despite LMAO's previous loss.*
Lupe: "Yo Grace, you really shouldn't have brought
all that vinegar for them to celebrate in!"
Grace: "They performed their end of the bargain
tonight and won the A/S/L Titles for LMAO.
They can have all the..vinegar..they want."
Lupe: "That's whack Grace, but whatever." *pouts*
Grace: "Settle down. You upset about your match?"
Lupe: "Yeah girl, what do you think!? Why aren't YOU!?
You the one always breathing hate fire!?"
Grace: "There are more ways to win a war then just
in the ring. LMAO Mask knows that as well.
I was very impressed with what LMAO Mask
was able to do...especially considering-"
Lupe: "That Kat and Angelica cheated! And that
LMAO Mask just LEFT the ring after it was
over! I thought we'd be groundin and poundin
them outsider bitches! But LMAO Mask just
walked backstage after it was over!"
Grace: "That LMAO Mask was told by ME to pace herself.
Since this was her first match, I wanted her
to send a message but still save some energy.
This night is far from over, after all...."
Lupe: "I know that. But other then LAWLunkaloompas
winning, this night has been bad for us!"
Grace: "Usually I'd agree with you, but I have
a renewed sense of power, of FREEDOM,
thanks to the sh*t we seen tonight. We
are now free to start our next step."
Lupe: "And what is that? Challenge Kat and Angelica
again or...ohhhhh *Lupe smiles*...your sister!""
Grace: "I have given her enough chances. What she
allowed to happen tonight was the FINAL insult
to LAWL. Which means...she's no longer
under my protection. If she tries to stop
us again, whatever happens to her is her
OWN responsibility and none of my concern."
Lupe: "That's what she gets for turning her
back on LAWL when it's in need! Letting
freaks like Gooses into LAWL."
*Meanwhile the LAWLunkaloompas are rolling in vinegar...*
Grace: "But Marie is not my immediate next
step, that little traitor Alicia Gordon
is. After I beat her in the next match,
she will be GONE from LAWL. And then,
finally we will be closer to running LAWL
for its own protection and glory."
pe: "2, 4, 6, 8, who does LMAO really hate,
Outsiders, outsiders, MAULLLLLL outsiders!"
*We fade out of the LMAO lockerroom as Lupe is doing some
cartwheels and slips in the vinegar...no injuries are sustained*
www: "That...was unique."
.com: "Well, it appears we are now cutting to
the lockerroom of Kat and Angelica but
uh...apparently the audio has cut out."
www: "Yea for LAWL!"
*We see Kat Black celebrating with Angelica Hyde and
Angelica's brother, Jason Hyde. Jason is congratulating
them both. Jason then goes to the door, opens it, and
appears to be talking to someone who had...I guess...just
knocked on the door...(without audio this is just guessing,
folks!). Jason shakes the hand of the unseen figure at
the door and then walks off as Kat and Angelica wave to him.*
www: "No one has better production values then LAWL!"
.com: "You'd...you'd think that since this isn't
live and is a DVD that...they could have
fixed that or re-shot the footage with
the proper audio or something..."
www: "Oh hey, I've just been handed a note from
the production booth that we're not to
talk about this any further!"
.com: "Sounds good to me! A little odd but...
um, I mean, PERFECTLY NORMAL THANKS!"
www: "LAWL is strange enough without top secret
executive orders from management..."
.com: "I guess we should move right along then..."
www: "Our next match is the first of our main events
for the night. As two major things are on the
line. Grace Reyes' 1337 Championship and Alicia
Gordon's career in LAWL. While no one can dispute
the importance of ANY Title in LAWL, a lot of
the fans have really focused on the stipulation
of Alicia's career. And for good reason as Alicia
has been one of the top stars in LAWL from the
time she debuted to the time she returned in
mid 2006. The fans love her as do many of her
fellow wrestlers. Alicia is a former A/S/L
Champion with her best friend Marie Reyes
and one of the top stars in LAWL history."
.com: "Meanwhile, Grace Reyes has been on a wave
of momentum ever since she turned against
the fans in late 2005, won the 1337 Title,
and formed LMAO. Alicia Gordon is one of
her biggest targets for "deporting" out
of LAWL. Grace saw Alicia leaving LAWL
in late 2005, to join OG-Joshi, as one
of the biggest insults to LAWL ever. And
she reacted just as strongly against
Alicia's return to LAWL saying that
LAWL did not want its traitors back."
www: "Fellow wrestlers and fans were tearful
when Alicia left but they realized that
she needed to broaden her wrestling horizons.
She came back to LAWL stronger then ever
and has helped a number of her fellow
wrestlers expand their styles."
.com: "Alicia also came back as a changed fighter
due to her personality and what she had
to deal with in OG-Joshi. When Juli Krieger
violently attacked her, for a reason we are
STILL not clear about even after all this
time, Alicia was forced to fight harder
then ever in her recovery to regain her
fighting spirit. In doing so, she actually
made herself stronger mentally and physically."
www: "And at the OG-FPD 3 year Anniversary show,
Alicia prevailed over Juli in a barbaric
cage match! The Alicia that left LAWL
in late 2005 could not have won a match
like that. But the Alicia we have seen
in the last 6 months is far more intense,
skillful, and passionate then she used to
be. Situations like the one with Juli
Krieger force someone to RAISE their
game or LEAVE the game."
.com: "And that is the situation Alicia faces
again here. As Grace Reyes, while not
as physically imposing or strong as
Juli, is just as dangerous in what she
is willing to do to rid LAWL of Alicia.
We have seen LMAO orchestrate post-match
attacks, backstage attacks, anything
they could do in order to send Alicia
the message to leave LAWL. Grace is
prepared to go further then ever
to achieve that goal but that is what
makes this match dangerous."
www: "Alicia has shown us and TOLD us what
happens when someone goes too far in
pushing her. She pushes back...further.
And when you get someone like Grace
Reyes who is NOT intimidated and quite
stubborn, we have a situation where
escalation is the norm, and injury
to both can be the result."
.com: "Provided that this match does not end
in a double disqualification or a stale
mate due to injury, it can only end one way.
The wrestler that wins this match will
have to do it out of skill. And that
is because EACH women has near to
equal passion and drive to accomplish
their goals and espouse their philosophy.
In a battle of will, this match will be
a draw. That is because Alicia will be
pushed out of her usual good-natured
and calm element and into her intense
"Fighter" personality. And, in that
state, Alicia is just as dangerous and
passionate as Grace is. Judging by
Alicia's comments in the past few
months, Alicia may already be in that
fighting zone. We know Grace already is."
www: "Alicia will truly earn earn that 1337
Title if she defeats Grace by skill and
Grace will truly deserve to defend that
Title if she does the same to Alicia.
I just hope the ring, referee, and
arena can withstand the war of intensity,
passion, and probably violence that they
will bring onto each other."
.com: "So let us get to the match and find
out if we will lose a wrestler or
gain a new champion."
www: "We seriously BETTER get paid well
for that analysis...that was totally
sweet of us there...no jokes or anything!"
.com: "I think Mr. Clyde will be jealous of us!"
www: "I know Mr. Figaro will be jealous cause
we get to look at women wrestling all day.
As much as he likes "Regal's Knights"
I think he'd prefer that Voltage be
all Joshi wrestlers!"
.com: "ok, now we're digressing...quick, to the match!"
Match #5: 1337 Championship vs. LAWL Career
Grace Reyes (c) vs. Alicia Gordon
http://og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/LAWL/LAWLIDAY06/LAWLIDAY06AliciaGrace.zip
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.com: "Wow...that was...WOW!"
www: "She did it!! She did it!! Alicia Gordon
has become the new 1337 Champion! And
she gets to stay in LAWL!"
.com: "20 plus minute match ends the same way
Alicia defeated Juli Krieger...with
the "Axilicious" finisher!"
www: "Grace Reyes put up quite a fight and
came close on so many occasions. But
as resilient and passionate as Grace
was, she could not avoid or get up
from that final "Axilicious."
.com: "Alicia is exhausted but you can tell
she is aware of what is going on.
She is holding the 1337 Title while
she is still on the ground and the
fans are on their feet cheering her
and the match as a whole."
www: "What a year Alicia has had, and to
win the cage match at 12/13 and then
win the prestigious LAWL 1337 Title
in the face of having to leave...
it really is quite a month for her.."
.com: "But I think she is about to face some
more adversity before she can celebrate..."
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*We see Lucky Lupe and LAWL Mask running down to ringside.
They surround the ring and begin to enter it as Grace begins
to stand as well. Grace gives the cue and all three of them
begin merciLAWLessly attacking Alicia Gordon!*
www: "No...not this way...a match like this
deserves better then a 3 on 1 attack!"
.com: "This had to have been the plan all along,
win OR lose for Grace. You heard Grace
talking about LMAO Mask conserving her
energy for later in the night...it looks
like Grace is going to try to physically
purge Alicia from LAWL regardless of
the match and result we just saw."
www: "Not if THEY can help it..."
*We see Marie Reyes running down to ringside followed
by Angelica Hyde and Kat Black. They get into the ring
and begin brawling with the three members of LMAO as
Alicia tries to recover and help them. Then the LAWLunkaloompas
run from backstage and give LMAO the advantage...until...*
www: "Las Potatodoras have come back!! Serves
LAWLunkaloompas right for mashing their taters!"
*Las Potatodoras get into the ring and we have a full
brawl going on inside. Alicia finally is able to shake
off the post match beating and joins in and gives her
side the advantage in womenpower until...*
.com: "What are THEY doing back here!? I thought
they had left the arena!?"
*We see Holly and Sandy Morton jump the crowd barricade
(Sandy jumped it but didn't jump high enough to clear it
and tripped...prompting the crowd to chant: "You f'ed
up"...prompting Sandy to scream back: "I GOT f'd"...
prompting the audience to sneer and look away.*
www: "Holly has just run to the ring and
tripped Marie and Alicia from the
outside. Holly slides Marie out to
the floor and begins digging her
elbow into Marie's face."
*As Alicia tries to help Marie, Grace holds her
from behind and LMAO Mask lariats Alicia to the
mat. Las Potatodoras then run outside to attend
to Marie. They chase off Holly who is smiling
as she is backing away...then points behind
Las Potatodoras as we see...*
www: "OH NO! NOT HER! I THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER!"
*OG-Joshi's monster- Juli Krieger ROCKETS right
through both Potatodoras with a double Axe bomber
lariat! Las Potatodoras are totally knocked out.*
.com: "Las Potatodoras are out cold...and
they have lumps on their heads!
They are cold, lumpy mashed potatoes!
www: "The worst kind!"
*Holly signals to Juli Krieger to kick Marie in the ribs
on the ground and then they both leave through the
crowd again, with Sandy trying to catch up.*
www: "Alicia Gordon is frozen in the
ring. She has seen everything
that went on outside and is
mouthing "Krieger and Holly?"
.com: "Why is Holly back!? Why is Krieger
with her!? How can't Sandy Morton
jump a simple guardrail without botching?"
www: "All these questions will have to wait
as there is STILL a LAWL-wide brawl
in the ring!! But LMAO have the
distinct advantage."
*Kat Black and Angelica are fighting off the
LAWLunkaloompas as Alicia is being held down
by Grace Reyes. Lucky Lupe is alternating
between the two sides giving LMAO the extra
person advantage...but where is LMAO Mask?"*
www: "LMAO Mask has rolled outside the ring
and is right behind Marie. Marie is
finally getting up after the painful attack
by Holly and Juli...but she turns
right into a lariat by LMAO Mask!
And now...LMAO Mask is...what the
hell is she doing!?"
.com: "That looks like the "Stump puller"
submission move!! A very painful
and hard to escape hold!"
www: "Marie is screaming in pain as
LMAO Mask is really tweaking
that hold in! That kick to the ribs
from Juli certainly isn't helping
matters either! Kat, Angelica, and
Alicia are out-manned and are
being forced to watch Marie just
get destroyed on the outside!"
.com: "How could Grace allow this..."
wwW: "Grace PLANNED this! This was
what she said would happen to
Marie tonight cause Marie did not
defend LAWL the way Grace wanted
her too! Grace has turned fully on
her own sister and is letting this
LMAO Mask monster try to cripple her!"
.com: "And there's no one left to help..."
*Nothing*
www: "We said...there's no one left to help Marie!"
*Suddenly a voice is heard over what appears to be
the house microphone. The voice is saying "This ends NOW."
www: "Who the heLAWL is that!?"
*A woman emerges wearing purple and white...LAWL colors.
The crowd suddenly ERUPTS in a frenzy and begins chanting
"Glor-i-a! Glor-i-a!" Everyone in the ring suddenly
freezes, except LMAO Mask who still has Marie in the
Stump Puller. Grace begins screaming to LMAO Mask to stop.*
www: "That must..that must be Gloria Reyes!"
Gloria: "Grace...get your lackey to stop or tonight
will be both her debut AND final match."
*Grace rolls outside the ring and prys LMAO Mask off of Marie.
Meanwhile, Gloria is walking down the ramp and approaches
the downed Marie and nearby Grace. She turns to Marie.*
Gloria: "Sis...you've done a lot of good for LAWL
in the last year since Dad allowed you to
run it. So I hate to do this...but you
just aren't able to control what is
happening here. It's too much for you
to HANDLE...tonight has proven that."
*Grace gets a glimmer in her eye and a smile*
Gloria: "What are YOU smiling about!? You think
injuring your sister is something to
be OROUD of!? You think YOU are the
answer to LAWL's problems? No, you
are the REASON! You've caused all
of this tonight!"
Grace: "But Holly, Goose, Juli...."
loria: "They acted for their own reasons...
*Gloria shoots a quick glance at Alicia*
but YOU should have backed up LAWL and
your sister. LMAO will NOT be given
control here and I am DONE watching
you punishing those who HELP LAWL.
I thought I'd be able to retire from
LAWL in 2005 and lead a normal life.
But I've grown more and more upset
with what has happened this year..."
Grace: "But sis..."
Gloria: "But NOTHING. Starting right NOW,
I am in charge of LAWL. Dad and I
have been talking about this for the
last month. You and Marie both wondered
why I was backstage tonight rather then
in the audience where I have been to watch
shows this past year...and THIS is why.
Dad just gave me control five minutes ago!"
www: "Should we call her the LAWLieutenant then?"
.com: "General Celes might be annoyed..."
Gloria: "And my first act is to clear EVERYONE out
of here. You might not realize it but we
have THE most important main event in the
history of LAWL. Not only is it for the
OMG Title but it involves the most decorated
and prestigious visiting wrestler we have
EVER had- Jo Ryder..."
Grace: "Oh...so you're with THEM, huh?"
*Grace motions to Alicia, Marie, Kat, and Angelica*
Gloria: "I'm with LAWL...and I'm not gonna let you
ruin the biggest main event just cause
of your misguided notions or your jealousy."
Grace: "Ruby's belt means nothing compared to mi-"
*Grace realizes what she has just said and winces*
Gloria: "I will talk to BOTH you and Marie about
this in the coming weeks. But right now,
I COMMAND everyone to go to the back and
wait in your locker rooms til the show is over.
If ANYONE interferes or attacks any wrestler
in the main event before, during, or after
the match, they will be FIRED from LAWL:
family member or not. I will be out here
as special enforcer to make sure no one
interferes. I believe Jo's friend Eddie
Swan will also be at ringside. I expect
none of you will be stupid enough,
to disobey me or anger Eddie Swan."
*Alicia Gordon rolls out of the ring and helps up Marie
who is having trouble standing and looks visibly shaken.
Kat and Angelica follow them. LMAO starts to leave as well.*
Gloria: "Alicia, you forgot something...you may
go back and take it, you certainly earned it."
*Alicia nods at Gloria, as Kat and Angelica hold up Marie
and Alicia runs back to the ring to grab her 1337 Belt.
Alicia runs back to help walk Marie backstage with Kat
and Angelica. Meanwhile Grace glares at Gloria in confusion.*
Gloria: "To the fans, let me introduce myself to
those who do not know me or forgot."
*The audience is going nuts chanting "Glor-i-a!"*
Gloria: "My name is Gloria Reyes. I am the oldest
of the Reyes sisters and a former OMG
Champion. Due to some events of the last
year, I taken charge of match making
and disciplinary measures here. My first
concern is to make you fans happy with
what you see in LAWL, but I also have
to prevent situations like what we just saw."
Gloria: "But right now, let's get to what you have
all been waiting for tonight and for months.
The biggest OMG Title match in history!"
*Both women make their entrances...don't believe me? check it out!*
http://og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/LAWL/LAWLIDAY06/LAWLIDAY06OMGEntrances.zip
*As OMG Champion Ruby Moreno makes her entrance, she seems
more intense then usual. On her way to the ring, she walks
right up to Gloria Reyes, puts the OMG Title right up to
Gloria's face, smiles, and enters the ring.*
www: "This is an unexpected twist for this match.
Gloria's last match as a LAWL wrestler was
as OMG Champion against Ruby Moreno. Gloria
won and then retired, much to Ruby's chagrin.
Ruby had managed to work up the ladder to
challenge Gloria and wanted a rematch but
Gloria left. Ruby felt that Gloria left so
she wouldn't have to lose to Ruby. Then
Gloria made a tournament to crown the next
champion and Ruby felt that Gloria gave her
sister, Marie, preferential treatment.
Ruby had worked for a year to win that OMG
Title in spite of Gloria, so there is certainly
a lot of emotion that Ruby is feeling now,
walking to the ring with that OMG Title."
.com: "But Ruby had BETTER concentrate on the task
at hand. Cause a wrestler distracted that
is facing Jo Ryder quickly becomes a wrestler
distracted that just LOST...painfully."
www: "The only question is whether or not Ruby
will be able to turn Gloria's presence
at ringside into a positive to motivate
her, or if it becomes a distaction."
.com: "Well, hopefully Ruby does a better job
then us! Cause we are already distracted
by Gloria and not talking enough about
THE biggest main event in LAWL history!"
www: "Good point! Right now Ruby Moreno is
making her first official OMG Title
defense after winning it at the Indy
supershow, Int.Des.R. Of coincidental
note is that Jo Ryder had made her
RETURN to wrestling on that show.
At the end of 2005, Jo had to have
surgery but returned at Int.Des.R
to beat none other then a women
infamous tonight, Holly!"
.com: "Both Jo and Ruby were victorious
that night and we never would have
imagined they would cross paths. But
at HaLAWLoween, Jo Ryder made a
surprise appearance and challenged
Ruby to a match tonight for the Title.
Jo bestowed a huge compliment on Ruby
just by challenging her, but also
had much positive to say about her.
Ruby, while acknowledging Jo's compliments,
has made it clear that she is not looking
to gain a new friend out of this! But
that she wants to add to her young but
accomplished legacy by beating the
Queen of Professional Wrestling, Jo Ryder."
www: "Both women certainly respect each other
but they also want to win this match.
Jo wants to test herself against the
woman she calls the best in pro wrestling
right now, Ruby Moreno. Ruby wants to
defend her cherished OMG Title and prove
she could beat a woman who many STILL see
as the best in pro wrestling, Jo Ryder."
.com: "Add to the fact that both women have
similarities in their styles. Both
have very painful submissions, for
example along with a lot of high impact
moves. Jo Ryder brings a dazzling array
of suplexes and throws while Ruby relies
on some suplexes and a lot of sudden drops!"
www: "And not Sandy Morton style "self-drops"
either. Moves like the 'QUARTZ Cutter'
and 'Ruby Frosion' have given Ruby
the majority of her wins. But her
submissions are equally as dangerous."
.com: "Ruby's "QUARTZtortion" and her flying
cross leg breaker are also specialties
of her that need to be avoided later
on in the match if Jo has hope to win."
www: "But Ruby can't get so focused on using
her own moves that she ignores Jo's!
Jo Ryder utilizes three very painful
submissions capable of ending any
match against anyone. The "Queen's
Clutch", which she beat Holly at
during Int.Des.R. The "Ryder Crossface"
which is her most prominently known
and feared move. And then her new
move that she developed last year,
the "Eclipse Festival." A move that
looks so painful that I get a little
lightheaded even looking at it!"
.com: "That move also caused a loss to Holly!"
www: "You just love it when someone beats Holly!"
.com: "When someone spills hot coffee on your
lap intentionally and repeatedly, you'd
understand wanting to see them lose."
www: "Jo and Ruby have another thing in
common, chops. Jo is known for her
chops and her opponents are known for
tending to the tattered parts of
their chest flesh after the match."
.com: "Eeeeeeeeewwwww!"
www: "But Ruby has also started to turn
heads, or um, chests RED with her
chops. And she has told Jo that she
intends on getting the better of the
"chop war". But its important that
Ruby not concentrate on "matching"
Jo in any one category and that she
just be concerned with getting the
win. Ruby might be the Champion here
but she is also the one with less
experience and is more likely to be
suckered into a mini-competition
during the match and lose her focus.
Jo is a master of playing mind games
such as that. And against someone
as competitive as Ruby, Jo may
just be able to do that."
.com: "Especially with Gloria looking on
at ringside. Ruby is more likely
not to want to get shown up at
anything. All of these factors
make this such a mental game.
While both women have the same
amount of passion as those in
the previous match, this match
will come down to how well each
woman manages their emotions and
mindset at each stage of the match.
This match is not about hatred,
revenge, or driving someone out
of LAWL. This match is simply
about being the BEST, and that
comes with a lot more possible mental
pitfalls then one can believe."
www: "So let us see which one handles
the mind games the best and is
able to pysche out the opponent
and capitalize on it."
.com: "Simply...let us see who truly is
the best in LAWL and most likely
professional wrestling. Cause
Holly may be OG-Joshi World Champion,
but she's a c*nt and a tw*t! Ruby,
Jo, and heck, even Kata Mary are
better then Holly! yeah!"
www: "....match...now!"
Match #6: Main Event: OMG Championship
Jo Ryder vs. Ruby "QUARTZ" Moreno (c)
http://og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/LAWL/LAWLIDAY06/LAWLIDAY06JoRubyOMG.zip
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www: "No way we can do that match justice with
just words. That was over 20 minutes of
desire, athleticism, intelligence, and
ability. That was two of THE best women
in professional wrestling giving each
other THEIR best. And while only one
women could win, both women shined."
.com: "But one shine the brightest...the
one that has said that she will be
the light to guide professional wrestling
to the promised land. Ruby Moreno
has continued guiding the way to
wrestling nirvana with her performance
and victory tonight. She used her
ultimate move, her "Ruby Frosion"
to defeat an absolute icon and legend
of this business, Jo Ann Ryder."
www: "2006 is technicaly over but I would
definitely say that this match, which
was the final LAWL match of 2006, may
just have been THE best LAWL match of 2006."
.com: "It certainly has a valid claim to be there."
*Ruby Moreno goes over to Jo Ryder, who has gotten up
on her own strength. Ruby looks at Jo and extends a hand.
Jo nods and accepts the handshake. The crowd is on their
feet applauding both women. Ruby nods to Jo as Jo rolls
out of the ring. Then Gloria goes over to shake Jo's
hand and then rolls into the ring with Ruby's OMG Belt.*
www: "Well, this is certainly an interesting
situation. Is Gloria gonna hand Ruby's
OMG Title belt to Ruby? Irony!"
.com: "Or is Gloria gonna turn into a DRAGON
and eat both Ruby and the OMG Belt!"
www: "You're getting jumpy..."
.com: "I wish we'd get something better then
back-less wooden stools to sit on
to do this commentary...ouch, splinter!"
*Gloria goes to shake Ruby's hand. Ruby sneers at
Gloria and begins to extend her own hand...and grabs
her OMG Belt out of Gloria's hand. Ruby turns her
back to Gloria and holds her OMG Belt up high.
Gloria just turns around and leaves the ring as
Ruby celebrates with her Championship.*
www: "Looks like Ruby isn't too ready to
'welcome' Gloria back to LAWL."
.com: "Hard to blame her though considering
how Ruby feels about Gloria and really
the entire Reyes family."
www: "But I think this moment truly belongs
to Ruby so she should have it free
of criticism. After all, she just
wrestled THE match of her career
against Jo Ryder and even shook
HER hand after it was over. That
is a degree of sporstmanship that
we never have seen from Ruby before."
.com: "She respects Jo Ryder enough to know
what a huge victory tonight was.
But she doesn't seem to respect
Gloria Reyes. Ruby is many things
but she has her own integrity even
if others don't agree with her.
She did the right thing by her
in regards to Jo and Gloria."
www: "And right now she is celebrating..."
.com: "Well right now she's probably watching
this moment on DVD since its out!"
www: "Yeah um, true. Right THEN she was
celebrating the most impressive
OMG Title defense ever in LAWL."
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.com: "And that just about does it for LAWLiday
2006. We'll see what the year 2007 holds
for a promotion somewhat divided in purpose
but united in passion and ability."
www: "Will LMAO be able to further their agenda
or will Gloria Reyes really be able to
stop them? Who will be Ruby Moreno's
next challenger to the OMG Title? And
why the HELAWL do those horrible orange
creatures love vinegar so much!?"
.com: "All, except maybe the last part, will
be seen in 2007. And more! See you next time!"
www: "Bye bye folks!"
*Fin*
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